Defend Your Honor #4 & #3

Well well MothaFuckas. Ok that probably doesn’t apply to everyone. Any ladies not you. But definitely to Tony and Rene and Gaygar.

Well last semana we saw ridely Scotts Gigantic looking Prometheus take dock and try to get our money. Haven’t gotten mine yet, this week definitely after I see the must See Alien, Aliens (the better one) and Girl with the Dragon Tattoo directors Alien Tres. Watching it now so don’t bother me, I said don’t talk to me..... Finally we get the shaven headed Zuul. I will pay my semi hard earned money and go to a good theater to see this. Plus I already bought my tickets to El Dark Knight Midnight, mothafuckas. Not IMAX though cause they sold out already, but it gives me another excuse to watch it and to shimmy it closer and past Los Avengers. Well really mixed reviews on the Prome. I’ll be going in fresh with the Alien Story engraved in my lovely cranium and my younger Wonder Twin Mocs is going in not watching any of it. So two different prospectives, I let you know how it goes, if you’re not fruit cake by then,

Ok enough Jar Jar Binks talk. This week Tom cruise singing, which at first looked semi kind of good, but now just simmered to a "ahh that movie is coming out" Also Happy Gilmores next atroscious (that’s how you spell it right, well if not your dumb) That’s My Boy. Don’t even want to waste my time on that. {Side note} Madagascar 3 came out too last week and just by the hair of the lions chinny chin chin did it beat out Prome, not on fridays numbers, but I guess the Mocosos really wanted to see this stuff. {Side side note} still kind of not really want to see this, but idk. Ok back to it Who is going to win this weeks spot. Is singing and dancing good enough to get number one or is Rock of Ages going to pull out. You see that I mixed it up on you You thought singing and dancing was going to be for ROA but I switched it and meant it for Madagascar. Me I think Madagascar comes out on top.

Ok Numero 4 and 5. A whole lot of animation and animals including Spiders. Let’s see who’s Smarter or Dumber.

Numero 4

Tony- Amazing Spiderman

Kiks- MIB 3

K-Mouse- Amazing Spidey

Manny Mr Cool- Brave

Mocs- Ice Age 3

Jess- Brave

Betty- Snow White and Thor

Eli- MIB3

Marci- Tyler Perry Marriage Counselor

Rosey- Ice Age 3

Rene- Ice Age 3

Edgar- Snow White

Numero 3

Tony- Brave

Kiks- The Avengers

KMouse- Brave

Mr Cool- Amazing Spiderman

Mocs- Amz Spiderman

Jess- Amazing Spider

Betty- Bourne Legacy

Eli- Amazing Spidey

Marci- The Raven

Rosey- AmzSPidey

Rene- Amz Spidey

Edgar- Amazing SPiderman

Readyyyyyy Set Peanut Butter

Ok for reals Readddddyy Sett Fiiight defend Your Honor

Be Cool

Manny Cool

SAMg- Liam Neeson vs Iron Man vs Dictator vs Babies

Im pretty sure this is what JLo looks like in
What to Expect when your Expecting 

The Navy has it good

So Last Weekend Avengers Re-Assembled with a malicious slaughter to everyone else, with a puny 103 Million for the 3-day weekend. Dark Shadows underwhelmed with just under 30 M, which looks like its not as a Mad Hatter-esque as some thought it would (OK it was me, i put it high on my Summer List, now shut up). This week we have the stronger then every Liam Neeson (which may be brought down a peg or two after this movie opens) in Battleship with the Lovely Rihanna trying to battle out with non other then the ever popular Aliens (seems to be a trend these last couple years, Aliens, along with Zombies or really anything Deadish). Some early reviews are in and really haven't been too great. I might want to see this solely because it looks fun kind of like Transformers was. Which many people are comparing it to, but with a worst story. Rihaana might be ok, she looks good. Liam is mostly always great, and Erick from True Blood takes a break from being Vampiry to Shoot down Aliens Battleships. Overall its a 2 on WTSTS (Want to See This Shit scale of 6) Dont think it will do very well but who knows.
The Dictator also opens this weekend. Sometimes a fan of  Borats' work. Ill laugh at most of his stuff, but when he starts showing dongs and shit, well its still funny because it makes everyone uncomfortable. This movie doesn't seem to be his normal "footage" work but scripted instead. IDK maybe ill watch. No woman to entice me to watch besides the butchish looking Anna Faris. WTSTS=2
What to Expect When your Expecting. No thanks. This seems more towards to people who have kids and what not, so prob up Elias and Tonys way.  Because I m pretty sure they think of what the guys in the movie talk about. Even though has a lovely cast of Jennifer Lopez and Elizabeth Banks not enough to make me want to watch Maybe Netflix, Maybe
So in conclusion (my teacher told me not to use that phrase because  idk why, i wasn't listening, and plus shes prob not reading this shit shes prob at home being not cool and feeding her cats or dogs or rabbits.) Avengers prob going to Reign Supreme again against Transformers 4 I mean Battleship. Avengers 45Mil Battleship 27 Mil


Be Cool
Manny C


Guess The Movie. . . 
"We're going to get a large branch and sharpen the end of it & we're going to shove it up this thing's ass. Then we're going to eat it."